User blog:Lord ltd/The Man In Purple

(Writing a mediocre FanFics about ideologies is my life now)

Monarchism lay dead on the floor blood flowing all over his regal red carpet and face his eyes were gouged out and his arms severed from his body while his head was cut off via Guillotine. The entire world of ideologies was in shock. One of the oldest ideologies lay dead on the floor a mess of gore. There was much mourning by his sons whilst other balls not directly hostile to him also attended his regal funeral,whilst the anarchist(sans AnMon),Socialist(sans MonSoc)and Republicanism were celebrating his death. But one thought that lay in everyones mind was who killed him? The first suspected culprit was Republicanism the direct enemy of Monarchism but after a 4 month Investigation no evidance was found linking him to the murder. Thus the next suspected culprits was mother anarchy and her sons(sans AnMon). Interview section between ConMon and Mother Anarchy:

ConMon:Where were you when Monarchism died?

Mother Anarchy:I was busy trying to calm down an argument between AnCom and AnCap over who’s the real anarchist that turned violent quikly.

ConMon:Where were your sons,daughter,etc

Mother Anarchy:AnSynd was busy playing Kaiserreich,AnCap and AnCom as i said before were fighting and i had to deescalate the situation,AnPrim was hunting yaks,Anarcho Transhumanism was trying to create a Robot,all the others were having a zoom meeting.

ConMon:Do you own a Guillotine?

Mother Anarchy:Used to. Gave it to AnCom.

ConMon:Was there any beef between you and Monarchism beyond standard disagreements on ideology?

Mother Anarchy:Yes actually. He beat up AnCom the week before unprovoked.

ConMon:Were there any other people you were with that weren’t anarchist?

Mother Anarchy:Classical Liberal and his family were also with me to discuss the latest ideological debates.

ConMon:Alright this interview has been declared over you can leave now

After the interview found no possible evidence of her being the culprit and further investigation proving her words the next person to be interviewed was Socialism. Interview between Socialism and Moderatism:

Moderatism:Where were you and your family at the scene of the crime?

Socialism:We were all busy reading Das Kapital and other less famous socialist literature.

Moderatism:did you have any beef with monarchism that wasn’t political?

Socialism:No.

Moderatism:Do you own any weapons?

Socialism:No

Moderatism:INTERVIEW OVER.PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

After a while of investigation that confirmed socialism’s innocence it became unclear whom the culprit was. Turns out it was a suicide. During the investigation that proved Socialism’s innocence a suicide note was found in the third floor of Monarchism’s palace,it reads:

”This world is doomed. It will end if i continue to live on. For the dark forces of the unreal are using me to fuel their power for a future invasion of our world,they’re going to use me as their host. I for one will not let that happen. Good bye sons and daughters. I’m sorry for what i’m doing but please know it’s a needed evil.”