User:Stalin2629

AKA your friendly neighbourhood Stalinist

I am commie and smart

The PARTIYA
Stalinism - PAPA STALINNN!!!

Marxism-Leninism - Power to the workers!

Ukraine and Kazakhstan (aka UaSSR and KSSR) - Sorry about the famines and radiation, I'll promise to give potatoes in return :)

Russia (aka RSFSR) - tbh quite a lot of you admire my staunch patriotism

Crimea - my ideal local tourist destination!

Juche - I owe you a huge thanks for preserving Uncle Joe's legacy!! Also, nukes go brrrrrrrrr

Rickroll - get rickrolled lmao

Cheezborgars - yom...

Memes and dankmemes - I have a decent sense of humour unlike those whining trigglies

The outer partiya
Zionism - I don't understand why those trotties and the new left hate you. As long as the Jews have their own state, I'm fine with it. The Jews didn't had self determination for the past thousands of years. By the way I refuse to be entangled in middle east politics so meh...

Stinki Kulaks
Trotard - haha ice pick go ping ping

Revisionist piggg - Stop cumming to the newer left!

Radlibs and the regressive left - LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOIS!!!

Antifa - You're using violence to deal with anyone who disagrees with you you degenerate!

Democratism - I mean that Uncle Joe, not yours!!

SJWs - Can you pls stop ruining everything by whining about "gender injustice", for 5 minutes! Also, I just want to enjoy entertainment!!! BE WOKE BUT SMART AT THE SAME TIME FFS!!!! C R I N G E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ingtrad - Never tread on me!! you boomers and conservative nuts!!! and whoops i just became a libertarian accidentally

Pinochetism - We will destroy your choppers with nukes before you throw us down!

Favourite Youtubers
Kaiser VS - the most based and redpilled youtuber ever

Pewdiepie - western spy but nevermind still one of my favourites

And there's still more...