JoeyFloppa

JoeyFloppa, commonly referred to as just Joey, is an editor on the Polcompball Wiki. By the polcompball community he is best described as a hard-working, influential and pleasant man with some shocking secrets.

He is currently the fourth highest-ranked user on the wiki, behind Konlord 44,  Denatidum &  TheGhostOfInky. On the former PCB Anarchy wiki he was a content moderator and the highest ranked user in terms of user points by a vast amount.

Notable For

 * His prolific amounts of edits and an ostentatious number of user points.
 * Being widely loved, yet widely despised.
 * Being the first to use the words "Non-Quad Squad" on the wiki, which later became the header for the [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] Non-Quadrant navbox.
 * Creating the [[File:Anarchyball.png]] Anarchyball and [[File:Ancom Furry.png]] Ancom furry icons which were used as emojis in the official wiki server, but have since been replaced.
 * Being influenced by real life [[File:Darwinist.png]] Social Darwinism, as well as other proponents of him that are eccentric.
 * The near 100 variants that other people made of his own ideology, JoeyFloppaism.
 * Playing an incremental role in the formation of the PCB Democracy wiki.
 * Popularizing Ingcock (an [[File:Ingsocf.png]] Ingsoc-like character featuring an enormous phallus) as a meme, including adding Rule34 to the original article.
 * Some interesting drawings such as ironic R34.
 * Inventing a based and redpilled [[File:Flopg.png]] new gender that the folks at LGBTA Wiki actually took seriously.
 * Writing the Polcompball article for Encyclopedia Dramatica (for the lulz).

History
This is the story behind the based & redpilled, the awesomeness, the chad, his majesty, the unforgivably sassy, polcompball workhorse and widely renowned psychopath gloriously piss-colored golden ghost, JoeyFloppa. This section will cover JoeyFloppa's saga within the polcompball community, and seldom shall need to go beyond that.

Chapter 1: Obsession
It was a glaring and generally uneventful, aside from peculiar mood changes, that Summer of 2020 except for one main event of interest which sparked Joey's entry into polcompball insanity. Joey recently discovered and enjoyed this cool new YouTuber called  JrEg (might have heard of him), and no, before you go thinking that he was radicalized by literal  satire, this would not be the case and Joey already had strong political views beforehand. Case in point, eventually he joined JrEg's discord server which had a channel for political tests. This inspired Joey to see what his positions were according to these tests.

It started off small, merely taking the main assessments that everyone knew, but it soon turned into a secret obsession (hehe, it said the title) after mere days. Many sleepless nights were spent searching for any new or unique tests that Joey could get his yearning hands on. Hundreds of these tests were taken and subsequently recorded and analyzed with my thoughts on the results written down too. Joey's political knowledge was accelerating in scope.

Once again through JrEg, this time in his video "Political Ideology Tier List" as well as through discovering some art via google searching eventually enlightened him to "polcompballballs", spherical representations of political ideologies. Joey thought the artform was genius (and yes he was previously aware of Polandball, however this was different as it was presented through commonly used insignia rather thing with clear defining symbols such as the countries' flags of Polandball). Basically, Joey was hooked on Polcompball.

Chapter 2: Humble Beginnings
JoeyFloppa made his first edit to the PolcompWiki on November 18th, 2020. He became known for making great amounts of edits to the wiki and for a while his name constantly filled the recently edited bar on the right side of the screen. This didn't go unnoticed by the mods, who invited him to the polcompball Discord server.

Joey created his first page on the wiki on September 21th, 2020, Silver Legionism. Joey wouldn't ever gain any fancy ranks on this wiki, however this would prove himself capable of good and comprehensive editorship.

Chapter 3: Anarchy
After exhausting what he could conceivably edit from the PCB wiki, he looked towards the affiliate site Polcompball Anarchy (PCBA) to fulfill his desires. Many say that the PCBA wiki wouldn't have been where it was at its peak if it weren't for him. It started with Joey finding all the imperfections in editing them to his standard. This included editing syntax and page format to meet PCB standards, creating drawings for ideologies that lacked them and whipping up icons for the ideologies too unfortunate for their creator's not to give them one. Since hardly anyone used the anarchy wiki at the time, Joey rapidly peaked the user points podium, only to be surpassed by a random nobody for a few hours before reclaiming his rightful spot, where he stayed up until the very end.

In early January, Lexsiek created an article for JoeyFloppaism, stating that he didn't know what JoeyFloppa believed in, so this gave Joey his chance to project his very own personal political filth onto the internet. JoeyFloppaism has been met with mixed reception, but with extremely poor reception especially from libleft cringelords who collectively created three unique movements purely meant to oppose JoeyFloppaism: Joeybusterism Anti-JoeyFloppaism (started as a reverse-ideology but was taken seriously by at least one kid), and JoeyCringeism.

Early on Joey would make two important allies, Angrybirdstd and  Metbol (later Muddy Mudkipz) who would be highly influencial in their own right. More friends were later made including Heinrich Cheung,  Gabrialduffey and  Eyzka. However a number of not-so-friends were created, most infamously SumisuAirisu (Joey's arch-nemisis), but more on that b*@#! later.

A tradition of combining a user's own ideology with that of Joey's was created early January when Lpyaperson, an aspiring JoeyFloppa fan, created a drawing of Joey and SumisuAirisu's OCs making babies in response to a feud the two foes were having which involved other wiki users joining in. With the help of Metbol's art skills and Lexsiek's penmanship an article was created for this lovechild "AirisuFloppa" and its beliefs. Not only was more shoddily-made R34 between Joey and Airisu made, but more crappy drawings of Joey spreading his seed to other users' OCs were made featuring people such as JadeCrystalCat,  Oofit and  SajZeal. Since then an even greater plentitude of people have combined their OC with JoeyFloppaism.

Eventually Joey was given the content moderator role on PBCA to help edit pages even better. He was overall well renowned for his responsibility and tendency to not power trip at all with his new powers.

Chapter 4: Democracy
After some controversial threats instigated by QUARK88 on the PCB  Discord server, he was banned across PCB and PCBA and had his name and presence unpersonned from the sites. Many people were unpleased with this as Quark was such an iconic figure. Joey recommended holding a poll to determine if Quark should be redeemed. But despite unbanning winning the vote, it had no effect since PCB doesn't recognize random polls as legitimate. In response Rayz9989 created a rival to PCB and PCBA, the Polcompball Democracy wiki, which is currently terminated along with PCBA. Despite not ever doing much, Joey was credited as a major player in the creation of PCBD.

Chapter 5: Floppa Pride
On PCBA, a different FANDOM wiki was trending due to its ruthless, Orwellian, SJW moderatorship, unquestioning belief in outlandish gender identities and easily offended, ultrasensitive userbase: this wiki was of course the LGBTA Wiki.

Some users had a go at attempting to troll the wiki by adding their own made-up genders to the wiki without it getting deleted. Metbol had his go first by creating an article for Trumpgender MAGAsexual. You'd be an idiot to not think that didn't get deleted. Next SajZeal tried creating  Socdemgender (Social Democracy gender), but they deleted that too. Joey tried creating a Big Floppa-based gender called  Floppagender, but you may have guesses it: they deleted that too... for now anyways.

The trolling didn't end there however. SajZeal attracted the attention of LGBTA wiki mods by creating a satire page about their wiki and @'ing them over, while Metbol created a bare bones page for a random LGBTA wiki user who got upset over it to point of having an anxiety attack and leaving the internet, even though there was practically nothing written on the page. To make a long story short, this caused a lot of controversy between both wikis, resulting in an ultimatum for Floppagender to be re-added to the wiki under the pretext that it was deleted the first time under the supposed notion that it was a troll-gender. Nowadays you see that these pseudo-intellectuals who always pretend they're smarter than you despite being beyond sensitive and constantly confusing their interests and personality with their gender are completely and unquestionably believing that Floppagender is and always was anything other than what it really was.

Chapter 6: A Friendly Kakistocrat
Later into Joey's polcompball saga, an internet kakistocrat child and admirer of JoeyFloppa, known by Eyzka / Fxreez, who is mostly known for constantly changing his mind on what he believes in (except for child rights-related issues), tried making an appeal to Joey after getting banned from PCB for being underage. He created the now-defunct Polcompball Freedom wiki (PCBF) and adorned it with Anarcho-Capitalist insignia and made several pages featuring the JoeyFloppaist flag with text saying "Disobedience to Tyranny is Obedience to God" scrawled beneath. He also gave Joey mod status in hopes he would help him in his separation from so-called "tyranny". Joey however, mostly ignored this and wasn't always even lucidly aware of its existence anyways.

A group of left-wing PCB users schemed an attack against PCBF by posing as Eyzka using an alt account. They asked Joey in his message board that he lost his password to both his FANDOM account and Discord account (the latter of which actually happened) and asked for mod status. Joey, not really paying attention to the abouts of PCBF to begin with gave the alt mod and the wiki was subsequently griefed the site. AeirinWood15 later came out and apologized to Joey saying the reason they did it is because Joey put their ideology in "Die" tier on a self-insert tier list.

Later Eyzka cofounded the Partyball Wiki and gave mod status some people, including Joey.

Chapter 7: Traps, Camerons, Action!
As stated in Chapter 3, SumisuAirisu was Joey's arch-nemesis, and it was that way from the beginning. But how did it become that way and why is the aggression between them so nuclear?

It all started one day on PCBA, year 2020. Airisu joined the wiki (and unfortunately never left) and noticed JoeyFloppa on the recently edited board editing away. Airisu who also was fond of Big Floppa left a Flop fo no hoe meme on Joey's message board and the text equivalent of a squee. Shortly later Airisu rescinded its message after realizing Joey was CRINGE!!! Instead Airisu became friends with Oofit, likely over their mutual love for p#@&philes.

The first quarrel between the two came over a debate in the comments over whether or not Socialism would create better video games. The debate ended with Airisu calling Joey a "f*cking liar" over him explaining that socialism wouldn't create the necessary supply to create video games in the first place because revolutionary Catalonia apparently had great supply. I'm sure they did with their anarchist non-hierarchical forced labor camps and then managing to be conquered by Spain and stuff, but I digress.

Until Metbol came along, Airisu put a lot of time into raging against Joey, often leaving scathing remarks about him such as in one poll when it asked if Joey had doodoo for brains (OUCH!). As time went on, as you will see, Joey's responses to Airisu would become harsher and harsher. Soon enough a trend was started to call JoeyFloppa cringe in the discussion tab, a most terrible of war crimes. Coalitions were formed between the left and right wing to defend against the JoeyFloppean and Airisuist threats respectively. Main commanders of the left-wing coalition were Airisu and Oofit and main commanders of the right-wing coalition were Joey and Angrybirdstd. SajZeal became an outspoken advocate of a centrist position. This became known the PCBA Civil War, which devolved into the f#$kfest that Lpyaperson created as talked about in Chapter 3, and also was a loose inspiration for a fanfiction that Airisu wrote of the same title.

A later insult directed towards Airisu that Joey made was a poll mocking Airisu's tendency to create "yes=chad, no=soyjack" polls by asking if Airisu doing that is a form of cope and that it is ironic for Airisu to constantly say "seethe and cope" to others. Airisu deleted the poll three times for misgendering and bawwwed to Joey about it on his message board. Joey complied with the tyrant's demands and used the preferred pronouns, except only for half of the post (I swear it was an accident). Airisu simply gave up for the day.

For both of these people however, things were just getting even worse...

Chapter 8: In Lulz We Trust
Fed up with the constant bickering of internet plebians, sick of all the weirdos, tired of constant debaters who think they earned the rank of anything higher than loser just from talking about politics and suffering at the peak of an episode of hypomania (for realzies), it was all just too stressful for him. He wanted to end his involvement in Polcompball and maybe move onto newer and better things, but he needed to end it all right. He wanted to troll PCB so badly to an extent never seen before, to an extent that would knock the boots off every member of the polcompball community. It needed to happen in a way which would go down in infamy; Joey was about to go postal.

Joey logged into Encyclopedia Dramatica with the intention of angering as many people as possible. He began to write a detailed and comprehensive article about Polcompball and it's history, community and what most people were triggered about, its users, all written with highly obscene descriptions. He then made an entire page for JadeCrystalCat and all his polcompball hijinx. Hilariously, he managed to make Jade think SajZeal wrote those articles, and in turn Jade made an entire ED article criticizing SajZeal. Next up was SumisuAirisu. Joey made an article harshly criticizing Airisu for much deserved justice.

However, as it turns out that TheGhostOfInky and many butthurt users were eager to figure out who was writing all this stuff on the "creepy dox wiki" and the one guy Joey confided his plans to ratted him out (or not, the info is somewhat iffy) via Discord. Though the mission was a botched one and cut early, it was still very successful in its goal of pissing people off, especially Airisu. It was very distraught by the article about itself and demanded it be taken down to Joey, then resorted to asking rhetorical questions like "what did I ever do to deserve this"? Airisu also called Joey a stalker (despite all the page's info already being easily available on the internets), a creep (fair enough) and even a p#do (wow, you're willing to go that low just because I hurt your feelings?). All clear-as-day signals of utter butthurt.

Chapter 9: Death
JoeyFloppa's ultimate troll was one of the last things he intended to do before leaving the Polcompball community. However he was always watching over like a guardian angel and occasionally intervening via his empyrean abilities, including once when he put firestarthegodcat in their place by banning them from PCBD.

On June 18th, 2021 the PCBA wiki got terminated by FANDOM, and subsequently the PCBD wiki, Polcompball Authoritarianism wiki, its replacement the Polcompball Fascism wiki and the Polcompball Shitposts wiki were terminated too. A new Polcompball Anarchy wiki was created using Miraheze software, so the wiki's known as the Polcompball Anarchy Miraheze wiki (PCBAMH), with virtually all of the old articles being uploaded there. When this happened Joey helped by uploading all his polcompball images to the site.