User:UhJustSomeUsername1234

I'm an unironic Satanic Theocrat. Authoritarian, culturally far-left, and economically centrist. Here's a little description of the foundation of my religious views:

"I wait for the freedom day, the day our lord Satan will rise from his throne in Hell and free us from the tyranny of God.

The sky will turn red;

The wind will blow like never before;

From the fiery pits of Hell, our goat-headed lord Satan and his Daemons will rise upon the Earth, each towering over the tallest buildings.

They will topple the status quo and turn the Earth into a giant featureless desert.

In our desert with a red sky, we the people will build temples for the Daemons;

Temples made of sandstone; Temples that make all buildings produced by the status quo seem like child's play.

We will pray to the Daemons and they will provide us all with food and water.

Satan will sit on his ruling throne forevermore."

These are all the Daemons and what they look like;

Blenert- A giant anthropomorphic hog with flaming red eyes.

Sharlt- A giant lizard who can stand on his hind legs.

Bulu- He just looks like Cthulhu.

Praken- A giant human with pale skin.

Satan- Our lord and savior... The all powerful lord of all with a goat head and hooves. His great wings spread wider than one can see... Hail Satan.

I hope you're ready to live in a giant, flat dessert (not saying the Earth is flat just in relative to what we see) with a red sky where will build sandstone temples and worship giant Daemons.

Oh, and mods. Why are you deleting so many of my posts?