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Castroism, is an authoritarian communist, Trad.png Culturally Right[2], later Cultcenter.png Culturally Center, ideology inhabiting the top left corner of the political compass, following the policies or actions of Fidel Castro.


Prior to 1959, Cuba was ruled by Batista.png Batista, an Authcap.png authoritarian capitalist dictatorship. From 1959-1960, Fidel Castro and other communists started the Cuban Revolution and overthrew Batista.png Bataista. Fidel Castro was made the new leader of Cuba. In 1961, the Cball-US.png United States attempted to overthrow Castro but failed misserbly in the Bay of Pigs invasion, causing them to start using terrorist violence to try and kill Castro. In 1962, the Cball-US.png United States discovered Soviet missiles in Cuba and thus began the Cuban Missile Crisis. The Cball-US.png United States said these missiles were 'illegal' and 'violated international law', though this was a bit hypocritical as they had stationed missiles in Turkey and we blockading international waters in times of peace. After the Cuban Missile Crisis ended a week after it started, the Cball-US.png US would keep trying to assasinate Castro all up until his death in 2011 by natural causes.


Castroism is the ideology created by Fidel Castro and those related to his political & military career as the former leader of Cuba. Because of this it also represents the beliefs of Fidel Castro along with the newly established Cuban government during & after the Cuban revolution

Personality And Behavior

Castroism is similar to ML.png Marxism–Leninism in personality, but with added snarkiness. He completely loves milk, to fanatic levels mostly, and also likes spouting very impossible ideas on how to produce more milk.

He often brings up his success of making one of the worlds best cow ever even when criticized, and acts like it's a massive achievement, he also likes offering people cigars. He has a really odd amount of survivability, being able to survive hundreds of assassination attempts, mostly because his bones are super strong from drinking a ton of milk.

He is often seen bickering with Cuban exiles and island born Cubans over the possibility of somehow repealing embargos placed on Cuba though this makes both the orthodox ML.png Marxist Leninist wings of the party and Necon.png Neoconservatives angry as Marxists fear this would lead to revisionism while Neoconservatives believe it would be an insult to the exiles property rights.

In general he is quite pragmatic when it comes to both cultural and economic policy which is a heated topic of debate amongst Cubans

How to Draw

Castroism has two primary designs, one based on the Cuban national flag, and one based on the revolutionary flag of the 26th of July Movement political party.

Cuba design

Flag of Castroism

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with 5 alternating stripes of blue and white.
  3. On the right side, draw a red chevron.
  4. Put a white star in the chevron.
  5. Draw eyes and you're done.
Color Name HEX RGB
Blue #002590 0, 37, 144
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
Red #D00C27 208, 12, 39

M-26-7 design

Flag of Castroism alt

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the top half red and the bottom half black.
  3. Put the text "M-26-7" in white on the middle of the flag.
  4. Draw eyes and you're done.
Color Name HEX RGB
Red #CC0D0D 204, 13, 13
Black #202020 32, 32, 32
Black #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Castroism can have a few relevant props:

  1. A green tarp patrol cap with a yellow star on the front.
  2. A Cuban cigar.
  3. A glass of milk.
  4. Balls can't grow hair, but a fake beard might be used sometimes.



  • ML.png Marxism–Leninism - Papá.
  • Hochi.png Ho Chi Minh Thought - Anti-Imperialist Socialist Ally.
  • Juche.png Juche - Stay safe eastern buddy. Though could you chill with this whole totalitarian thing.
  • Mao.png Maoism - Brother across the sea and kept me economically alive during the fall of the USSR.
  • Guevara.png Guevarism - Fellow revolutionary.
  • Agsoc.png Agrarian Socialism - I dont like urbanites either. I blew up their casinos, I also like milk.
  • Guildsoc.png Guild Socialism- Thanks for helping me fix the economy after the revolution you're a great friend.
  • Dengf.png Dengism - Xi Jinping is one of the strongest & most capable revolutionary leaders I have met in my life. Could you please be a bit less capitalist though?
  • Natcom.png National Communism - I'm literally him but adapted to Cuba. He holds me and Vietnam as working practices of his ideology.
  • Kemal.png Kemalism - Another great revolutionary even if not Socialist. I built a statue of you in Cuba.
  • Chavismo.png Chavismo - Based. Doing great in Venezuela.
  • Christcom.png Christian Communism - I think that Jesus was a communist because of that fisherman.


  • Yellsoc.png Yellow Socialism - I want the embargo to end too but you're way too enthusiastic about it.
  • Khom.png Khomeinism - Not a fan of religious theocracy but I am a fan of his anti-imperialist stances.
  • Falgsc.png FALGSC - I deeply regret my past actions towards our LGBT comrades, I promise to never make that mistake again. We still need to achieve socialism on Earth first before we're truly ready for space communism, but I like your spirit, comrade!
  • Nazbol.png National Bolshevism - The communism is based, social views a bit too reactionary for my liking.
  • Zio.png Zionism - It's complicated, to say the least.
  • Franco.png Francoism - A good ally in-spite of our differences, I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for him.
  • Posadist.png Posadism - You got me in a lot of trouble during the Cuban missile crisis.
  • Consocf.png Conservative Socialism - I was a bit conservative on social issues but this is a little too much for me.
  • Trot.png Trotskyism- People compare me a lot to you but we're not the same. Also you created Necon.png Neoconservatism so fuck off! Chavez and Maduro are based, though.


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