Not to be confused with Khakistocracy.
Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.
Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.
Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.
Currently being practiced by the current wikia moderators and in every country. Yes, in your country.
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".
The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.
In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).
The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.
*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")
His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
Huw to Drah
The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
- Drah a ball.
- Drah a stripe of light-gren.
- Drah a white silhuette of head in profile.
- Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green.
- Drah eyes and you're done.
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|White||#FFFFFF||255, 255, 255|
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)
- Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
- Nerd fightar - thanks for stoping boring peopwe, were do dey go?
- Funni guy - i wike funni stuff
- Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
- Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
- Muney guy - i wike muney!
- Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funny
- Wowipop wess monies guy - he said dat he make wolipop wess monies!
- Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
- Doggy - ooo! another doggy! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
- Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
- Taco Man - I wove tacos!
- Chinese person - I wike Chinese food.
- Twianguwar Chinese person - yay! another Chinese person!
- Another Chinese person - Moar Chinese person!
- Kitty dat say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
- Kitty dat scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
- Kitty - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
- Moar Kitty - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
- Even moar Kitty - Even moar kitty?
- Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
- Lowd guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
- Boat Guy - I wike boats.
- Sneks and Wadders guy - ooo! I wike Sneks and Wadders!
- Sawta Cwaus - yay! Sawta Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
- Piwate - yay! I wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
- Piwate - awr, moar piwates!
- Sawgon owf Awkad - his funny youtube videos make me laff
- BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
- Moar BoomBoom guy - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff?
- zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
- Knight - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
- Knight - cool! anothew knight. Can I mawwy the pwincess?
- Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
- Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
- Bawthism- yay lets tak a bawth
- Thomas the Tank Engine Guy - i wuv thomas the tank engine
- Cowboy - cowboys are cool, can I wide your horsie?
- Booger guy - i wike boogers, boogers awe funni
- Helicopter guy - thanks for the kewl hat :)
- Mistwa kwedit kawd - thanks for da kwedit kawd!
- Kool Kids Kwub - IM KOOL!!!! dos hatz wook funni and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost.
- Nerd Hater - ie bof hate NERDS!!
- Red eyes guy - i wike his strange tasting cookies. I dun know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
- Oil guy - i wike covering myself in oyul.
- Big Tent guy - can I pway in ur tent?
- Vowsh - hehe, vowsh is funneh
- Joo - he say he is joo, i don't know wut joo mean, and dat meanie who took me camping sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good pewson :)
- Moar Joo he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike his camp, and he awso hat dat bomb guy.
- Mean Joo :( - he iz as same az da guy abowe, and he want "jiwism state" eben biger:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
- Hewping Joo - i wike jiws and wewfare
- Hewping guy - he wike "wewfawe", he tew me wewfawe is money for hewping, I wike money and hewping :D
- Bwue Hewping guy - i wike hewping and teh cowor bwue.
- Hewping guy but meaner :( - you wike wewfawe like him but you awso put me in time owt like him as wew, mean :(
- Wed mop guy - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
- funni mask guy - can i wear da siwwy mask?
- Matchstick man - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! :"-( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :"-(
- Sand pit guy - wee I wike building sandcastles in da sand pit!
- SocCon - deez nuts funni.
- Watur bottel - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay!
- Funny talk guy - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funny!
- Kekistan guy - kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
- Poland guy - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
- Squid Man - SkwidWurd funni spungbob :D
- Snek Man - Sneks go hisssssss. I wike dem.
- Pwuple snek Man - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek man :c.
- Bwue snek Man - U r wike pwurpel snek man, but not as meen.
- Gwey snek Man - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
- Funni Owange Man - I wike when he ywells at pweople n how hes owange, thats funni
- Plant Guy - Can I pwant a twee?
- Green snek Man - I wike gween and u like twees too.
- Stuff Guy - hehe, im stuff.
MEENIE DOO DOO HED
(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)
- Nerd - boring
- Nerd - boring
- Nerd - boring
- Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuff
- Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who wants to stewiwize me. I dont know wut stewiwize means but its pwobabwy bad. He wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow at weast.
- SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
- Book Nerd - i don't wike weading
- Nerd - E= mc What? I downt get it?
- Scawy Nerd - boring and scawy.
- cwinge tv parts - cwinge stuff boomers watch
- Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
- Time Owt Man - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
- Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
- Boomar - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt wooking :(
- Person who took me to camping - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
- Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
- Meaner Time Owt man - he is time owt man but more mean, he want to send me to jail :(
- PEOPWE HATER - CWINGE
- Pyro - y do u burn dat tree? :(
- "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
- Bomber guy - he destwoy bilding with bomb, dat make me cwy.
- Wunch muneh stealer - he steal my wunch muneh :(
- Wunch muneh stealers fwiend - he helps him steal my wunch muneh :(.
- Buwwy - he buwwies me. Make me sad :(
- Ewen meener buwwy! - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
- Nerd Buwwy - he buwwys me and wonts to stewiwize me. I danno wat stewiwize means but it sownds scawy :(
- Smelly Gorl - EW COOTIES!
- Meen Gorl - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
- Even Meener Gorl - she iz wike the Meen Guy that took me camping and she haz gross cooties.
- Fwag Guy ooo! funny fwag! He don't wike me becuz me not fwom Stanistan.
- Wainbow Fwag Guy Fwag guy but meener.
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