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Titoism is a market socialist and a culturally centrist ideology, inhabiting the center-high, center-right area of the AuthLeft section of the Political Compass. He believes in the elimination of ethnic and religious identity in favor of a totally unified Yugoslav ethnic group and socio-religious standards. He works with both Necon.png Neoconservatism and ML.png Marxism–Leninism, but neither are happy about it. He is widely considered to be the most successful form of Marketsoc.png Market Socialism.

Stylistic Notes

  • Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
  • Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
  • Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
  • Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
  • Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fash.png Fascism and ability to work with both the Cap.png Capitalist and ML.png Communist bloc.
  • Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

How to Draw 

Flag of Titoism

Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
  3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
  4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
  5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
  6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
  7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
  8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • ML.png Marxism–Leninism - While we agree on a lot of stuff, we constantly argue about markets. Also the non-aligned movement was based!
  • Dengf.png Dengism - Fellow revisionist if a bit more capitalist. And, workers' management of workplaces is cool!
  • Antifa.png Antifa - St*lin's anarchist child. But hey, bashing the fash is based, have you ever thought of throwing them into the pits?
  • Juche.png Juche - He learned a lot from me, but takes it way too far. Also, the ethnic supremacy thingy reminds me of Nazi.png National Socialism and you seem to like Stalin.png Stalin too much.
  • Khrusch.png Khrushchevism - Sorry that I had to be part of the non-aligned movement and a supporter of Nagy.

Enemies

  • Stalin.png Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another.
  • Hoxha.png Hoxhaism - Calls me revisionist like the last guy. At least you don't want to kill me.
  • Necon.png NATO & 3way.png Bill Clinton - I'll never forgive you for what you did to Yugoslavia.
  • Fash.png Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
  • Pinochet.png Pinochetism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
  • Nazi.png National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by pit
  • Whitesup.png White Nationalism - Cry harder, pit fodder. People like you destroyed my country.
  • Ethnonat.png Ethnic Nationalism - Damn you Milošević, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE
  • Nation.png Nationalism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
  • Nazbol.png National Bolshevism - Your disguise will not be able to fool me, fascist.
  • Catheo.png Catholic Theocracy - You excommunicated me! But atheism is better.
  • Legion.png Legionarism and other Nazi.png Nazi collaborators - Google "Fascist cuck mine."
  • Trot.png Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939

Further Reading

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